"There is no snooze button on a cat who wants breakfast."

"Thousands of years ago, cats were worshipped as gods. Cats have
never forgotten this."

"Cats are smarter than dogs. You can't get eight cats to pull a sled
through snow."

"Everything I know I learned from my cat: When you're hungry, eat. When you're tired, nap in a sunbeam. When you go to the vet's, pee on your owner."
-- Gary Smith

"You see, wire telegraph is a kind of a very, very long cat. You pull his tail in New York and his head is meowing in Los Angeles. Do you understand this? And radio operates exactly the same way: you send signals here, they receive them there. The only difference is that there is no cat."
-- Albert Einstein, when asked to describe radio

"Never try to outstubborn a cat."
- Lazarus Long, Time Enough for Love

"Cats are intended to teach us that not everything in nature has a function."
-- Garrison Keillor

"Cats know how we feel. They don't care, but they know."

"Rule of Feline Frustration: When your cat has fallen asleep on your lap and looks utterly content and adorable, you will suddenly have to go to the bathroom."

"Dogs come when called. Cats take a message and get back to you"

"Women and cats do as they dammed well please, and men and dogs had best learn to live with it."

"A cats worst enemy is a closed door."

"A man who carries a cat by the tail learns something he can learn in no other way."
-- Mark Twain

"After dark all cats are leopards."
-- Native American Proverb

"Anything not nailed down is a cat toy."

"I gave my cat a bath the other day ... they it.
He sat there, he enjoyed it, it was fun for me. The fur would
stick to my tongue, but other than that .."
--Steve Martin

"Before a cat will condescend
To treat you as a trusted friend,
Some little token of esteem
Is needed, like a dish of cream."
~ T. S. Eliot ~

Cat Prayer:

Now I lay me down to sleep,
I pray this cushy life to keep.
I pray for toys that look like mice,
And sofa cushions, soft and nice.
I pray for gourmet kitty snacks,
And someone nice to scratch my back,
For windowsills all warm and bright,
For shadows to explore at night.
I pray I'll always stay real cool
And keep the secret feline rule
To NEVER tell a human that
The world is really ruled by CATS!

~ Author Unknown